What a fucking waste of an outfit
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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