how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is Oprah even human
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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