its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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