So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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