thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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