Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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