I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I understand Curling. That high.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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