just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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