Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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