The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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