Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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