so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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