Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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