you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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