All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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