Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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