jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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