I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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