They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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