He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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