so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am midnight drunk by noon
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
