oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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