he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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