Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Ketchup is God's man juice
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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