I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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