nut hugger
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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