I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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