The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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