We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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