so explain again why im purple
no
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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