@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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