You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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