This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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