she looked like the before picture.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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