you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How external is "for external use only"?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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