I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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