Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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