You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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