Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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