The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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