Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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