I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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