You're my little dorito
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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