Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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