We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I will pee on everything he values.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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