i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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