Who wears a wallet chain?!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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