My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
