you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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