this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
high people should be assigned attendants
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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