what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize
