Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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