I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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