Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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