8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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