You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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